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Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysteric and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!" they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysteric and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!" they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then,
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphisized
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphisized into basilisks

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