Chess jokes?

I've got a real funny one:
Your rating lol

hahaha...

I just got PAWNED...

This guy is sitting in a park playing chess with his dog.

A passer-by sees what's happening, comes over and says "wow, what a clever dog!"

The guy says, "he's not THAT clever, he just blundered his queen!"

God: Let there be light!
Chuck Norris: Say 'please'!
Chess player: Shut up! I'm playing blindfold!

'Who do you think is better?'
'I think white is better.'
'Well, I think black is better. However, I bet Carlsen would win with either colour.'

rofl, very good jokes guys

2B or not 2B?

Erratum: 'win' not 'with', jeez... (#15)

"The situation is dire, Sir! The chariot men of the enemy have breached our walls, their clergy is diagonally closing in ... what shall we do, o noble King?"

"Castrate the foot-soldiers, immediately!"

In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
"What a clever dog!"
But the man protests:
"No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"